Welcome to China. My name is Wang Yao and I am the representation of this great country. Watch your step, and enjoy your stay. Be careful of the words that leave your mouth and the things you touch, for my nation can not only bring you great wisdom, but great troubles as well.
[Independent RP blog for Hetalia's 'China.' May be NSFW at times. I don't own Hetalia, etc..]
/quietly evacuates
*TACKLES.* OH NO YOU DONT
NO! ACK!
[face plant]
YAO IS A FREE ELF-
NO! YOU ARNT ALLOWED TO LEAVE AGAIN!
*BOUNDS!*BUT THERE IS A LIFE TO BE HAD
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVES A FUCK?!
STAY HERE, LOVE ME DX
Okay shhh there there. I’ll be here for a little while.
/quietly evacuates
*TACKLES.* OH NO YOU DONT
NO! ACK!
[face plant]
YAO IS A FREE ELF-
NO! YOU ARNT ALLOWED TO LEAVE AGAIN!
*BOUNDS!*
BUT THERE IS A LIFE TO BE HAD
/quietly evacuates
*TACKLES.* OH NO YOU DONT
NO! ACK!
[face plant]
YAO IS A FREE ELF-
Sigh.
She’s so nice though.
I’d just wish she’d do it somewhere else so I’m not woken up.
